I don’t know since how long have I been waiting for this day. And yes, now that it has finally arrived, I feel a little uncomfortable. It’s just that I have been so used to the annoyingly monotonous proceedings of my daily routine that even the slightest flicker of any kind of divergence is more than enough to put me in a rhapsody of sorts.
If you still are wondering about all the nonsense I have been talking, lemme give you a clearer picture. Today is the day when I’ve got absolutely nothing to do...!!! No meetings, no backlog, no deadlines, no discussions, nothing whatsoever. Now, how cool is that! The very thought that I’m getting at least a day’s salary just for the sake of showing up is exhilarating to say the least. In fact, this is the way I’ve always dreamt of spending my office hours, doing nothing. Mind you, it’s not that I’m not ambitious or I’ve never slogged my arse before. It’s just that I’ve never really understood the fuss behind working at a breakneck speed. I want my own leisurely time to do anything and everything.
Boy, have I made some good use of this time... I’ve been taking unusually and unreasonably long breaks, I got to know that some frogs spew out their entire stomach, rinse it off with their right hand, and then push it back in (yeah.......... they actually do that). I also learnt that Megan Fox has only been with 2 men in her entire life (yeah, right! She probably has been practising celibacy for decades as well! And before you ask, let me clarify, I’m neither of the two!)
Now the question that arises is why this post. Why am I waxing eloquent about today is because the chances of its reoccurrence are slimmer than Katie Price squeezing into a 32B (or rather Kiera Knightley hiding inside a 36B for that matter!). So what do I make of this day? I can’t doze off coz mine is an open cube. Can’t chat since personal mails aren’t allowed and firewalls are turned on, always! Porn is out of question, although that’s the first thought that came to my mind. That gets me thinking, why not write. And write something that lightens me up. Hence this post.
It’s only now that I’ve realised that I’ve written more than 375 words without actually zeroing on the theme of this particular post. Anyways, it’s not a said rule that every blog has to be written about something in particular. Let’s just say this one is to share my happiness at being idle, doing nothing and getting paid for being a lazy bum! Cheers to that!!!
P.S.- Readers are requested to be absolutely pretentious and appreciate my maiden attempts at being humorous. Comments and feedback would be entertained only if they are positive and encouraging!